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BECOMING MY DAD (BMD) SYNDROME
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1Two Words:
Sensible Slacks

One of the earliest signs of BMD is an urge to substitute the stylish for the comfortable. Have your skinny jeans suddenly become "comfort fit"? Are you wearing socks with sandals? Did your shirt come is a plastic package with 5 other identical shirts? Are you wearing a fanny pack? You may have BMD.

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2Have you told any darn kids to get off your lawn?

Do you feel emotional about your lawn mower? Do you find yourself caring about the difference between bluegrass and bladed fescue? Do you actually know what bladed fescue is? An unnaturally strong interest in lawn care is common in BMD sufferers. But, we can help.

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3Have you used more than 2 puns in the last 24 hours?

If you find yourself asking rhetorically about the weather being hot or cold enough, making references as to how one is working hard versus hardly working, or participating in jokes involving wordplay, chickens-crossing-roads, or the pulling of fingers, you may have a problem.

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4Is your décor style limited to "Wood Paneling"?

Do you have a favourite recliner? Does your house contain artwork featuring WW2 fighter planes or plaque-mounted wildlife? Untreated BMD has been known to turn state-of-the-art media rooms into wood paneled man-caves, almost overnight. Get help today.

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5Are you craving hot beef sandwiches?

One day, you have a sudden desire for a club sandwich or pickled eggs. The next, you begin to refer to vegetables as "rabbit food". Suddenly, mayonnaise becomes exotic, tomato soup becomes "spicy" and you can't eat a meal that doesn't contain meat and/or potatoes. BMD has a devastating effect on your taste buds, but we can help.

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SURVIVOR STORIES | 1 of 5

1I couldn't tell the difference between a YOLO, a FOMO and an LOL.

I was looking at a picture online one day. It was a cat with words written across the picture. I knew it should be funny, but I just didn't get it. Friends were liking the image, sharing it and posting comments. But, all their comments just seemed like random letters and gibberish. I broke out into a cold sweat. I didn't know what to do.

But luckily, I discovered Schick Hydro. Now my BMD is under control, and I share the LULZ better than ever.

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2My jeans had pleats. And I didn't even care.

The symptoms were small at first. I bought a pair of chinos. I found myself browsing for practical shoes, and buying tube socks in bulk. Then, one day I caught myself leaving my apartment, wearing pleated jeans and plastic sandals. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and I didn't even know who I was anymore.

But thanks to Schick, my jeans are back to un-pleated, and I'm back to my stylish self.

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3I was up to 5 spy novels a week.

It started innocently enough. I had a 4 hour layover on a business trip, so I picked up a book to read. I woke up 3 days later, surrounded by novels about Cold War Submarines, CIA secret programs, and Illuminati conspiracies. Soon, I couldn't read anything unless it involved military acronyms or sexy forensic scientists. I was out of control.

But with Schick Hydro, my spy novel days are like the Berlin Wall. History.

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4I was listening to soft rock. And I liked it.

I used to have my finger on the pulse of music. If there was something new and cool, I knew about it first. But then I found myself being confused by which band was which.

I wondered why they just couldn't play something nice? I started asking people to "turn down that racket". Then one day, I found myself in the easy listening aisle with a cd in my hand. I had hit rock bottom.

But, Schick Hydro brought me back. Thank you Schick Hydro.

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5I pretty much lived at the hardware store.

I've always been a handy guy. I liked having a project to work on. But something changed. I started spending all my money on woodworking tools. I had 12 different chisels. I bought a biscuit joiner. I don't even know what that is.

Then, I started making spice racks. A lot of them. Sometimes I would just go to the hardware store to browse. Luckily, Jim, from Power Tools, saw I had a problem. He introduced me to Schick Hydro. And let me return that biscuit joiner.

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